Google I/O 2016
What’s worse than asking the Web at giant to call your product? Telling them it has to start out with N. Let’s simply take a second to understand the stupefying magnitude of Google’s naivete right here.
I imply, proper off the bat, asking the Web for assist with naming one thing is a dropping proposal. Simply ask Boaty McBoatface. Accountability is briefly provide on-line, in order we’ve seen many times, any ballot or consumer-reliant measure with out very strict controls is nearly assured to be gamed or spoiled if it attracts any consideration by any means.
Google releases an up to date, quicker model of Android Studio Google takes a brand new strategy to native apps with Prompt Apps for Android Google needs you to decide on the ultimate identify for Android N
Asking the Web to call the factor would have been worthy of derision as folly, however the alphabetical restriction elevates this folly to the chic — the quixotic.
It’s heartwarming, actually, to assume that someplace on this decadent and dissipated age, there’s a whole room of people that thought asking the Web for phrases that begin with N was a good suggestion. God bless ye, pure-hearted fools!
However significantly, this actually does argue that at some excessive degree, Google’s workforce is completely oblivious to sure issues. For all of the speak about variety, it says quite a bit that in not one of the conferences during which crowdsourcing an N-phrase was mentioned did somebody say “You’ve obtained to be kidding me. We’ll have to rent full-time moderators to maintain one phrase out of the operating.”
That or they weren’t listened to, or didn’t really feel snug objecting. None of those conditions speaks properly of the method that resulted on this absurd marketing campaign. I imply, it’s not likely that massive a deal, however come on.
At the least it’s not broadcasting identify strategies stay. In truth, in the event you take a look at the FAQ, the entire thing is “for leisure functions solely.” So Google has simply commissioned the most important listing of variations on racial slurs ever compiled for, actually, no cause in any respect.
My humble request: somebody at Google, please secretly document the postmortem assembly on this boondoggle. Ship to firstname.lastname@example.org.