Funding financial institution builds Oculus Rift app to fly you round your shares and shares
Properly hey there, I am Augustus Q. Moneybags, inventor of the phrase “Funtrepreneur” and thrillionaire proprietor of Army Industrial Complicated LLC. Now, I could also be an internationally liked businessman, y’see, however that does not imply I am too good at calculatin’ these ol’ numbers, y’see. Now, nevertheless, I haven’t got to, since I have been utilizing this software program from the nerds over at funding financial institution Constancy that runs on these Oculus Rift doohickeys. Strap it onto your face and also you’re magically transported to a world of skyscrapers, every one representin’ a inventory in your portfolio, y’see.
The larger and taller (and wider) your constructing is, the higher, identical to that SimCity recreation I purchased futures in again within the ol’ dot-com bubble days. Anyway, the thought is which you can stroll across the metropolis and if one in every of them buildings begins to shrink, you’ll be able to name your dealer and get him to kick the corresponding inventory to the kerb. There’s additionally some intelligent visible tips, y’see, like the truth that it is daylight when the inventory market is open and darkish when it is closed, and the thought is to have dangerous climate on the horizon if somebody ever discovers that pyramid scheme boondoggle I put in place again within the ’30s. Nonetheless, it is solely a prototype for now, however I can not wait to have the ability to fly round a metropolis manufactured from my very own cash – apart from these occasions that I fly my personal jet round Columbus, that metropolis that I truly personal.
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