CES 2016

CES 2016

In 2006 I used to be “main” a staff of Gizmodo reporters at CES from by underground lair in deepest Brooklyn. My son had simply been born in December and I made a decision to remain house so I’d chat with the group over Campfire and inform them to take a look at stuff. It not often labored.

However one factor received their consideration: the Quantum Disk from the Atom Chip Company. The system was making waves as a result of it presupposed to include a quantum disk drive. What did this imply? A 2005 model of John Biggs wrote:

They’re producing each an exterior onerous drive and a laptop computer line. They work in Linux and Home windows XP and haven’t been examined with something Macintosh/Apple. Sizes of as much as 4TB are available one thing the dimensions of a e-book of matches (the laptops weigh four.18 kilos). Beautiful. Costly. Laptops are anticipated to promote for $17,500. I’m nonetheless VERY skeptical, solely as a result of this appears impossibly cool.

A number of “reporters” (bloggers weren’t thought-about actual press but) scurried over to take a look at the sales space and the laptop computer and even a few of the “mainstream” tech press – there have been nonetheless magazines again then – reported breathlessly concerning the innovation. The web site, Quantum Optical, nonetheless exists though I consider it’s operating on an previous Home windows server in some far off colocation room and our curiosity has blown years of mud off of its motherboard. That was my first brush with true wild-eyed genius at CES.

Notion Ink Adam at CES

One other memorable little bit of CES snake oil got here within the type of a strong pill that promised the world – and missed the mark. Referred to as the Notion Ink Adam, it first appeared in about 2009 earlier than the primary actually highly effective tablets it the scene. It also needs to be famous that the world first discovered of Notion Ink after our personal CrunchPad died so maybe we have been all in search of a hero. Within the intervening years the Notion Ink was the most important piece of vaporware ever nevertheless it had a rabid following. This following would rage at you for those who dared disparage the pill and lived inside its personal little demise cult of boards and web sites. It ought to be famous that one of the virulent boards, notionaddicts.com, is now down completely.

You’ll be able to take a look at this thrilling video that includes not one however two (!) Notion Ink tablets within the flesh. It was a enjoyable interview and the group was nice and, it ought to be famous, that these guys have been actually about two years forward of their time. If that they had needed to construct a pill now they might have created a bit of hardware in Shenzhen and funded it by way of Kickstarter… they usually might have shipped.

AuroraTek Power Gadget

Most lately our personal Kyle Russell discovered a scooter that broke the legal guidelines of physics. These types of perpetual movement hoaxes are an actual deal with and one of the best factor is that anybody with slightly money and a dream can merely drive their common inner combustion automotive to Las Vegas and arrange a sales space. For slightly bit additional cash you should purchase your method into turning into an Innovation Awards nominee just by paying a number of hundred dollars. This allowed true wackos to develop into Innovation Awards nominees, thereby clouding issues for confused journalists who have been solely within the tech area for the free shrimp cocktails. It was a heady time.

Perpetual movement machines typically sneak in underneath the radar at huge exhibits like CES however, fortunately, we haven’t seen any but this yr. However there’s nonetheless hope.

Why this stroll down reminiscence lane? To remind ourselves that for each boring concept in tech – fridges with TVs – and for each cool concept in tech – something in our hardware battlefield – there are literally thousands of equal and reverse loopy concepts. And typically the loopy concepts are simply loopy and typically they’re far forward of their time and typically, in a couple of uncommon, particular instances, aliens inform you find out how to construct them.